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The Gnome Situation: Alleged Encounters & Sightings
Folks, we need to talk. Apparently, there’s a situation brewing that, until a few days ago, I wasn’t aware of. That’s right: Humanity is being attacked by gnomes. A gnome, to give a brief description,...
View ArticleAlien Caught Traveling On Bus, Presumably After Flying Saucer Breaks Down
Aliens are out there. In the sky, underground, between dimensions. And, if one man’s photo taken during his journey home from the Isle of Wight is any indication, they can sometimes be found on coach...
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Time Travel “Evidence” Discovered In 1995 Boxing Footage
What did I say, time travelers? All those years ago? What’s the number one rule of time travel that every wannabe chrononaut just can’t seem to follow? No cell phones. It’s a simple request, but...
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An Alien Skull Found On Mars – Or Is It Something Else?
NASA’s Curiosity rover has once again captured what some are claiming to be proof that alien lifeforms exist on Mars. The above video, complete with the ominous music and expert analysis we’ve come to...
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Are These Hieroglyphs Proof of Real Time Travel?
Venture into the ancient temple of Seti I in Abydos, Egypt, constructed around 3,000 years ago, and you’ll find hieroglyphs upon its walls that some believe may prove the existence of time travel — or...
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Is Keanu Reeves An Immortal Vampire?
The French actor Paul Mounet was born in 1847. By age 32, he had given up his studies as a doctor to pursue acting, and debuted at the Odéon-Théâtre de l’Europe at Paris in 1880. He then went on to...
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Keanu Reeves Addresses Immortality Rumors
As we all know, Keanu Reeves is an immortal vampire masquerading as an ordinary human being. We’re on to him. It’s established. The deception that he’s anything other than an ageless, regenerating time...
View ArticleThousands of Birds Swarm Road, Take Over Gas Station In Texas
While my prediction last week that thousands of eagles would annihilate the Super Bowl shockingly didn’t come to pass, there is something just as Hitchcockian going on down in Texas right now. I’m...
View ArticleApril 23 Rapture Doomsday Extravaganza: Is The World Gonna End Tonight?
Theory: Every time we hear one of these doomsday predictions, they actually do happen. However, because of something along the lines of quantum immortality, at the very end, everyone’s consciousness...
View ArticleWhen the Paranormal Goes Wrong: Vampires, Bigfoot And Witchcraft Edition
You know, it’s all fun and games until you burn your own house down trying to defeat vampires. Or shoot someone because you think they’re Bigfoot. A few days ago, news hit out of Daytona Beach that a...
View ArticleVideo: Elf-Thing Dances Across Someone’s Driveway
Usually, when you check your home security camera footage after a long day at the water park, you probably don’t see much. You might catch a few passing cars or a fallen tree branch. Maybe a raccoon...
View ArticleThe Area 51 Situation: Will Naruto Lead Us to UFO Disclosure?
So, who’s going to Area 51 in September? What started as a joke on Facebook has turned into some kind of actual movement, with nearly 2 million people (1.9 million at the time of this posting) pledging...
View ArticleWoman Divorces Ghost Husband Because He’s Actually An “Energy Vampire”
An Irish woman has divorced her ghost pirate husband because she believes he was actually an “energy vampire” sucking the life right out of her. Amanda Teague recently shared her story on UK’s This...
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The 2019 Oregon Bigfoot that Was Probably Just A Very Large Bush
What makes for good Bigfoot evidence these days? Most of what we see comes in the form of blurry photographs and strange videos on YouTube, not to mention the numerous reports submitted to places like...
View ArticleMan Finds Exorcism VHS Tape in Colorado Thrift Store
While I couldn’t find any other details regarding the recent “demonic activity” outside of a McDonald’s in Colorado, what I did find was perhaps a bit more entertaining: The story of a man named...
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Weird Coconut Doll With Human Teeth (And Possibly Skin) Found On Florida Beach
A report by WKMG News 6 in Orlando, Florida last week highlighted the bizarre tale of Bruce Robertson, who found a very strange “doll” on the sunny sands of Cape Canaveral. Robertson had been strolling...
View ArticleMysterious Doll Surfaces in River, Horrifies Mexican Town
You know, life is tough for the abandoned doll that washes ashore under mysterious circumstances. There only ever seems to be two outcomes, here: It either gets called evil and tossed back into the...
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